You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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