Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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