it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
what day is it and did you see me today?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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