oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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