Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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