Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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