i may or may not be watching the land before time
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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