so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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