Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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