Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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