I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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