so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
PANTIES FOUND
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