Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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