week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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