Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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