Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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