Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Sext me about skeletons
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
