i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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