Buhtt sex?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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