I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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