She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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