So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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