no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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