i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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