can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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