who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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