What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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