We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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