I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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