Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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