so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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