Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
This toilet bowl is my home.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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