Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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