We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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