Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I love you. Go after that dick
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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