Don't you send me to vm
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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