I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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