She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
