The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
