Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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