Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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