So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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