Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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