Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
