So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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