But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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