Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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