shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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