That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
home. puking in laundry basket.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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