Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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